If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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