Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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