You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
dude. I can hear the air.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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