Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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