fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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