I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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