this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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