Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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