yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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