Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
