i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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