I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
