Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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