Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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Is someone a red assed baboon from lots of sex? He'll know...
or on the rag
I'll paint it white for you
We need more of you in the world.
I thought vagina were supposed to be pink. Pink being the color for breast cancer awareness.
I'm thinking terrible shaving accident, or even more terrible waxing accident....or maybe she wanted the drapes to match the carpet.
I don't even want to know!
Can you say STD?
Back to the good ol days, before the train came and ran through the station, then got lost so it came again..and again
I hate it when thongs dye your downstairs. Wash them at least twice before you wear them lol