how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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