Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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