So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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