Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
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What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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