Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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