Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize