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I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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