Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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