This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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