I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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