you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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