i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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