dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We have started to decorate penises.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
