I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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