no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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