We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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