The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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