from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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