Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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