Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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