whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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