So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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