Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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