Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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