i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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