Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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