Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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