Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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