are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't think brook has ever known best
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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