im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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