why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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