the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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