Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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