I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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