I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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