Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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