K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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