thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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