I will die if light touches me.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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