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she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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