Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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