apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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