Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
