Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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